pizza:

rockandkrull:

pizza:

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse

i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post 

katie-kapulet:

shutupaubrey:

cereal goes before milk i’m pretty sure it’s in the 10 commandments

thou shalt not kill

thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife

thou shalt not put fucking milk before cereal you piece of shit did i fucking stutter

coagulates:

someone fall in love with me i am bored

wild-lion:

I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him